Farley has free reign over most objects in the size and nature of the duck currently sitting on his forehead. This duck, however, has sentimental value and is not to be used as Farley's chew toy. Instead,
Pete and I chose to taunt him with it: first making him balance it on his cranium, and then preventing him from playing with it. We know it's not very nice, but we gave him a legitimate doggie treat instead...and it certainly is a cute picture. Thanks, Farley, for putting up with us! :)